dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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