the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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