I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
this will be a night to untag.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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