Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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