If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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