yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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