why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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