oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
