New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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