I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
she pinky promised me she was 18
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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