I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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