scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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