Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you didnt know i had herpes?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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