we made out on top of his cat.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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