we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
