Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
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In America we eat man semen.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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