Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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