You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
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we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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