if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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