I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I can't turn off my feet"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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