Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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