There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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