she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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