Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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