Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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