that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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