I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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