Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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