Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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