That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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