Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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