Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The feeling are messing with the penis
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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