pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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