So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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