Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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