People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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