What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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