definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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