She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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