it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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