ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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