He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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