dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
vagina is talking i cant
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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