i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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