you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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