What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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