I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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