Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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