ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
