She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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