i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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