At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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