i would punch a child for taco bell
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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