it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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