You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Me too!
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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