Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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