I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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